butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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