dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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