Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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