shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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