Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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