Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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