TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
They have beer where we have blood.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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