she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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