I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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