I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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