Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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