I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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