Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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