Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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