There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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