we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i think i have herpe
just one?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
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