none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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