Your mouth is God's brothel.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
How does one acquire holy water?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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