Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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