If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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