Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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