I want to stick my p in your. b.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Randomize
