my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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