I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So apparently I’m into choking now
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