it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
