WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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