whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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