I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just gift wrapped bread.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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