On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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