I want to stick my p in your. b.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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