Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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