I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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