I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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