Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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