I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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