They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I want to be your penis for a week.
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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