he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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