I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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