Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
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I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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