I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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