She said her name was "party"
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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