I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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