Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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