the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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