sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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