You work out of a Hotel?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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