she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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