But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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