Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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