I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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