You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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