the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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